Merry Christmas 2020!!


It's  safe to say it's not been the 2020 anyone was looking forward to or expecting! 

It hasn't been all bad here at Scales Towers though, Big Ian adopted a beautiful rescue dog; Bryan learned to love working from home (or 'the pyjama office' as he calls it) and Little Ian finally had time to get a man in to sort his dirty pipework - no more leaks!

Travel restrictions and Tier 3 mean there's no way for us to get together to celebrate in person this year so for only the second time in a decade there will be no Scales of the Unexpected Christmas show.

We're sorry not to be able to dangle our shiny baubles in your innocent faces but 2021 will be a whole different story!

Stay safe, healthy and happy and we look forward to singing songs to you next year.




Scales Of The Unexpected are a terrific act – properly funny as well as being great singers.
 David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell 


Scales of the Unexpected revisit pop music's greatest ever one-hit wonders and teach the secrets of Literal Choreography! We pay harmonic homage to the greatest popular music of all time, from Take That to Coldplay, from Bananarama to Kylie and hundreds more; no one is safe from our melodic makeovers and powerhouse pastiche!

Scales of the Unexpected bring you their patented blend of madcap medleys and deranged dancing and bring you their musical philosophy in All In The Name Of Love! 

It's vocal harmony with a twist!

Scales of the Unexpected create shows perfect for corporate events, dinners, garden parties, weddings, awards ceremonies and trade fairs of all shapes and sizes. We've helped launch the Royal Academy's Summer Exhibition; we were Singing Comperes for the Duke Of Edinburgh's Awards; we’ve performed epic musical medleys at glittering Celebrity Weddings; and have entertained clients including Duncan Bannatyne, David Coulthard, Amanda Holden, Natalie Casey, the AA, Serco, BBC Radio Kent, Selfridges, HSBC, Unilever and McAfee in such glamorous locations as Monte Carlo, Claridge’s Hotel, Chelsea Physic Gardens, Dali Universe, The Dorchester Hotel, Hotel Bannatyne, The Manchester Hilton, Somerset House, Highclere Castle and G’Staad!

See our packages page to see what we can create for you.