A Very Merry Christmas 
and Happy New Year from
Scales of the Unexpected!


It's been a very eventful 2017 for us all here at Scales Towers and this December in a break with tradition we will sadly NOT be performing our annual Christmas Show. 

For the first time in a decade there will be no Christmas Scale. 

We are planning on being back sometime next year though with a show in the Spring! Hopefully the start of a new tradition.

Thank you so much to everyone who has come to celebrate Christmas with us over the years! 

If you fancy some festive fun with a flavour of Scales you can see our very own Bryan in 
The Wolves of Willoughby Chase 
at The Jack Studio Theatre this season.

Scales Of The Unexpected are a terrific act – properly funny as well as being great singers.
 David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell 


Scales of the Unexpected revisit pop music's greatest ever one-hit wonders and teach the secrets of Literal Choreography! We pay harmonic homage to the greatest popular music of all time, from Take That to Coldplay, from Bananarama to Kylie and hundreds more; no one is safe from our melodic makeovers and powerhouse pastiche!

Scales of the Unexpected bring you their patented blend of madcap medleys and deranged dancing and bring you their musical philosophy in All In The Name Of Love! 

It's vocal harmony with a twist!

Scales of the Unexpected create shows perfect for corporate events, dinners, garden parties, weddings, awards ceremonies and trade fairs of all shapes and sizes. We've helped launch the Royal Academy's Summer Exhibition; we were Singing Comperes for the Duke Of Edinburgh's Awards; we’ve performed epic musical medleys at glittering Celebrity Weddings; and have entertained clients including Duncan Bannatyne, David Coulthard, Amanda Holden, Natalie Casey, the AA, Serco, BBC Radio Kent, Selfridges, HSBC, Unilever and McAfee in such glamorous locations as Monte Carlo, Claridge’s Hotel, Chelsea Physic Gardens, Dali Universe, The Dorchester Hotel, Hotel Bannatyne, The Manchester Hilton, Somerset House, Highclere Castle and G’Staad!

See our packages page to see what we can create for you.