A Very Merry Christmas 
and Happy New Year from
Scales of the Unexpected!

An update to the website you say?... Intriguing.

It can only mean that Scales of the Unexpected are BACK, baby!

For one night only, at the Canal Cafe Theatre, we're so excited to present:

Pork in Cider and other Christmas Stuffing

15 December 2019 at 7pm

It's a new title, but you know it's going to be our well-loved Christmas show, packed with madcap medleys, pop pastiche and our own speciality:

Literal Choreography. There might even be a visitor with a bulging sack...
To buy tickets head to the Canal Cafe website

Scales Of The Unexpected are a terrific act – properly funny as well as being great singers.
 David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell 

Scales of the Unexpected revisit pop music's greatest ever one-hit wonders and teach the secrets of Literal Choreography! We pay harmonic homage to the greatest popular music of all time, from Take That to Coldplay, from Bananarama to Kylie and hundreds more; no one is safe from our melodic makeovers and powerhouse pastiche!

Scales of the Unexpected bring you their patented blend of madcap medleys and deranged dancing and bring you their musical philosophy in All In The Name Of Love! 

It's vocal harmony with a twist!

Scales of the Unexpected create shows perfect for corporate events, dinners, garden parties, weddings, awards ceremonies and trade fairs of all shapes and sizes. We've helped launch the Royal Academy's Summer Exhibition; we were Singing Comperes for the Duke Of Edinburgh's Awards; we’ve performed epic musical medleys at glittering Celebrity Weddings; and have entertained clients including Duncan Bannatyne, David Coulthard, Amanda Holden, Natalie Casey, the AA, Serco, BBC Radio Kent, Selfridges, HSBC, Unilever and McAfee in such glamorous locations as Monte Carlo, Claridge’s Hotel, Chelsea Physic Gardens, Dali Universe, The Dorchester Hotel, Hotel Bannatyne, The Manchester Hilton, Somerset House, Highclere Castle and G’Staad!

See our packages page to see what we can create for you.