Scales of the Unexpected will make your party or event be a true night to remember! We can provide a cheerful musical welcome or a spectacular after-dinner comedy cabaret show.

If there's a song that would be perfect for your event, and that you've always wanted to hear in glorious harmony, we can arrange and perform it to order. If you want to have somebody praised to the skies in song, or mercilessly and musically mocked, our award-winning writing team will rewrite the lyrics to any songs you like, or come up with a new one especially for you!

And as the festive season is rarely more than 12 months away, you should hear what we can do to your favourite Christmas songs…

After dinner entertainment
20-25 minute after dinner cabaret set—the perfect way for your guests to enjoy their coffee before the dancing begins. A high energy and hilarious way to get the party started!

Background/welcome music
From 45 minutes to 2 hours! Tuneful background music to welcome your guests during drinks and we can't resist throwing a few musical gags in there too! The perfect backdrop to a fun evening and a real talking point!

Corporate award ceremonies
Are you hosting your very own corporate Oscars? Scales of the Unexpected can provide live walk up /introduction music with a comic twist to make your nominees and winners feel on top of the world. We work closely with you to make sure we can give you exactly what you want on the day.

Festive fun
Thinking of hosting a Christmas party or event? We can provide our cabaret or background music sets with a distinctly festive feel. We can even do Christmas costumes! We have a range of Christmas hits old and new as well as some fantastic festive medleys. Songs that are guaranteed to warm your cockles and get your guests in the mood for the most wonderful time of the year.

Cabaret shows/Hosting
As well as our cabaret sets (anything from 10–25 minutes) we can also offer full-length shows, either 1 act (1 hour) or two acts (1 hour 45 minutes). See our cabaret page for more details.

Bespoke music
To make your occasion really special, why not ask us to create a medley or song just for you? Working closely to your brief, and with lots of creative input from us, we can come up with something you and your guests will love, featuring your favourite tunes and comedy lyrics all about you!

We have created songs for
- Corporate events
- Awards ceremonies
- Birthdays/special occasions
- Weddings – both as a special wedding gift for bride or groom, or as part of a unique best man’s speech

Contact us to see what we can do for you!
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