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Scales of the Unexpected present their Christmas Calling Card...It's rarely more than twelve months away!

And here is our lovely video to our lovely love song

And at Christmas we've also been known to add some Christmas jingle joy to a well known supermarket!! (How come Big Ian got to look so suave?!)

Here we are at the fabulous Wam Bam Club at Cafe de Paris performing our tribute to the very best of the 80's One Hit Wonders and revealing all in Literal Choreography the Revenge!

Here we are in action on the Battersea Barge, recreating our graduation showcase from that illustrious conservatoire of dance, the Bananarama Academy of Literal Choreography.

Paying tribute to our idols—the boyband who went away and came back a MAN BAND!